"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"
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"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
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"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
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"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down."
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"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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"I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear."
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"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
