"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
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"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
woody allen
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"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
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"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
woody allen
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."
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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
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"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
