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The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers. |
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Weddings Email to a Friend
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker |
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Weddings Email to a Friend
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"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
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Failure Email to a Friend
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"I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers, which calls no man master, which does not content itself with a passive or hereditary faith, [and] receives new truth as an angel from Heaven."
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Power Email to a Friend
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"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."
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Patience Email to a Friend
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"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
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Hope Email to a Friend
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"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
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Wisdom Email to a Friend
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"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
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Habits Email to a Friend
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"Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"
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Truth Email to a Friend
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"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
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Humor Email to a Friend
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"What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet."
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Truth Email to a Friend
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"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
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Wisdom Email to a Friend
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"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."
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Religion Email to a Friend
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"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
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Happiness Email to a Friend
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"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
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Happiness Email to a Friend
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