Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk.
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I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women
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Sex is God's joke on human beings
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend's house during a power failure.
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The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
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Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease
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I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
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An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex
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I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
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My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
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My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
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You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
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