Religion Quotes - Quotes about Religion

"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"

"Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends."

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."

"At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice."

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."

"In the matter of religion, people eagerly fasten their eyes on the difference between their own creed and yours; whilst the charm of the study is in finding the agreements and identities in all the religions of humanity."

"If your religion does not make you holy, it will damn you. It is simply painted pageantry to go to hell in."

"There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it."

"The Lord is my light, and my salvation; whom shall I fear?" Psalms 27

"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

"God is subtle but he is not malicious."