Humor Quotes - Quotes about Humor

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."

"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."

"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast."

"Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?"

"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

"Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us."

"He who laughs, lasts."

"With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke."

"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."

"A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach."

"A good laugh is sunshine in a house."