Humor Quotes - Quotes about Humor

"It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny joke and you laugh so hard you spit the toothpick out and it hits him in the face or something."

"I am at two with nature."

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"If its sanity you are after there is no recipe like laughter."

"Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be."

"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."

"Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."

"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs -- jolted by every pebble in the road."

"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit."

"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."

"Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins."