Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
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Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
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I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !)
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There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
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An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
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Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
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