Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
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I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
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Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
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If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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