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Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

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Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

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If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.

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You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

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A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

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Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

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From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.

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Go, and never darken my towels again.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

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I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.

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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

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