Fun Quotes - Quotes about Fun

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.

There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.

USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move

When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.