Fun Quotes - Quotes about Fun

Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. (Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'s Bad Habits,All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on bsae

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.

If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.

Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat.

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.

I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.