Fun Quotes - Quotes about Fun

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.

I just thought of something funny...your mother.

My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.

The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!

Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.

We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.

Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney