Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus; they plan to call it mass transit

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If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

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Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

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Can you make a candle out of your earwax?

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When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

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If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

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Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?

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Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?

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Cute as a button Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?

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Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?

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