"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
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"I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it."
Harry S TrumanRate This:
"If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things."
Norman DouglasRate This:
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
Phyllis DillerRate This:
"The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy."
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