Children Quotes - Quotes about Children

"If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance."

"Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

"It's never too late to have a happy childhood."

"Lawyers, I suppose, were children once."

"The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children."

"Most convicted felons are just people who were not taken to museums or Broadway musicals as children."

"The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything."

"Youth is wasted on the young."

"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."

"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying."

"People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children."

"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either."