"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.'

Carl Sandburg  
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"Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners."

Anonymous  
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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

Groucho Marx  
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"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

Anonymous  
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"Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."

Jerry Seinfeld  
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"Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt."

Herbert Hoover  
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"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parent, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers."

Socrates  
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"Familiarity breeds contempt - and children."

Mark Twain  
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"I am not young enough to know everything."

Oscar Wilde  
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"Flowers are words which even a baby can understand."

Arthur C Coxe  
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"Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head."

Carol Burnett  
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"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away."

Nancy Mitford  
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