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I don't have to do this for a living, I just do it for the luxuries like bread and shoes.
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.\"
les dawson
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
les dawson
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I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'
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The wife's Mother said, \"When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.\" I said: \"Good, I'm being buried at sea.\"
les dawson
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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
les dawson
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