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"Military justice is to justice what military music is to music."

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"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy."

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the wrong remedies."

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"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."

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"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."

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