"Hello campers! Remember, Monday is malaria day! That's right! Time to take that big orange pill and get ready for the Ho-Chih-Minh two-step!" Robin Willaims (Cronauer) in Good Morning Vietnam
"The fame thing isn't really real you know. Don't forget, I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her." Julie Roberts (Anna Scott) in Notting Hill
"Course, course this is definitely not my room, and I don't have my Tapioca pudding, and the bed's in the wrong place. That's definitely not my bed." Dustin Hoffman (Raymond Babbitt) in Rain Man
"I ain't like that no more. I'm a changed man. You were right, I was wrong. We got a family here, I'm gonna start acting responsibly. So let's go, Honey. (sound of shotgun being cocked) Let's go get Nathan Junior!" Nicolas Cage (H.I. McDonnough) in Raising Arizona
"You got me fired lady. You destroyed my reputation and you screwed up my hair. You chew up men, spit them out and love it. You're gonna do the same thing to this poor schmuck number 4 that you did to the previous three. You're gonna run again and I'm not leaving till you do." Richard Gere (Ike Graham) in Runaway Bride
"You know the old saying, 'You're not loosing a daughter'? Well I'd like to. Maggie may not be Hall's longest running joke, but she's certainly the fastest." Paul Dooley (Walter) in Runaway Bride
"I guarantee that we'll have tough times and I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life cause I know in my heart you're the only one for me." Julia Roberts (Maggie Carpenter) in Runaway Bride
"Here's the situation: I have this gun here. I'm gonna to take the gun out and I am going to shoot a lot of holes in the door. If you are standing in front of the door, what can I tell ya? Some of the holes are gonna be in you. Ya catching my drift, Snake?" Gregory Hines (Ray Hughes) in Running Scared
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses." Dan Aykroyd (Jake Elwood) in The Blues Brothers