"How do you write women so well?" (Secretary). "I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability." Jack Nicholson (Melvin Udall) in As Good As It Gets
"I'm gonna do my kind of dancin' with a great partner, who's not only a terrific dancer -- somebody who's taught me that there are people willing to stand up for other people no matter what it costs them -- somebody who's taught me about the kind of person I wanna be." Patrick Swayze (Johnny Castle) in Dirty Dancing
"If you ever start to loose your hair you better not grow that big long thing down from your side burns wrapped around your head, cause it's disgusting." Debra Winger (Ellen Andrews) in Forget Paris
"Remember the people who brought you Korea! That's right! The U.S. Army. If it's being done correctly here or abroad, it's probably NOT being done by the Army." Robin Williams (Cronauer) in Good Morning Vietnam
"Excuse me sir. Seeing as how the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, because if it leaks to the VC, you could end up an MIA, and then we'd all be put on KP." Robin Williams (Cronauer) in Good Morning Vietnam
