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	"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
	Erma Louise Bombeck Email to a Friend

	I am Happy Devesh
	Aaron Copland Email to a Friend

	"His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?"
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?"
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"I am at two with nature."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"I tended to place my wife under a pedestal."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

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