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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. |
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Groucho Marx Email to a Friend |
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Women should be obscene and not heard. |
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Groucho Marx Email to a Friend |
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A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. |
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Helen Rowland Email to a Friend |
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. |
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Hemant Joshi Email to a Friend |
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. |
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Henry Kissinger Email to a Friend |
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I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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A wonderful Doctor gave this guy 6 months to live. When he couldn't pay his bills, he gave him another 6 months. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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Those bellhops in Miami are tip-happy. I ordered a deck of playing cards and the bellboy made fifty-two trips to my room. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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I was so ugly when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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I wanted to be an atheist, but I gave it up. They have no holidays. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. |
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Henry Youngman Email to a Friend |
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