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	"My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one."
	Groucho Marx Email to a Friend

	"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home."
	Phyllis Diller Email to a Friend

	"I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home."
	Robert Orben Email to a Friend

	"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
	George Burns Email to a Friend

	"He who laughs last didn't get it."
	Helen Giangregorio Email to a Friend

	"Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million." --
	Arnold Schwarzenegger Email to a Friend

	"Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
	Bill Vaughan Email to a Friend

	"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
	Yogi Berra Email to a Friend

	"Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box."
	Wil Shriner Email to a Friend

	"It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"How could they tell? " (upon hearing that President Coolidge had died)
	Dorothy Parker Email to a Friend

	"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
	Johnny Carson Email to a Friend

	"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick -- not wounded -- dead."
	Woody Allen Email to a Friend

	"The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates."
	Dave Barry Email to a Friend

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