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USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.
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Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
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If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
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When one burns one's bridges, what a very nice fire it makes.
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I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
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One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away
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I'm worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It's not holding a charge.
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You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden
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Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
