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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. |
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Dave Barry Email to a Friend |
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. (Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.'s Bad Habits,All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow. |
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Dave Barry Email to a Friend |
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If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on bsae |
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Dave Barry Email to a Friend |
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. |
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David Bissonette Email to a Friend |
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A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. |
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David Brenner Email to a Friend |
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If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs. |
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David Daye Email to a Friend |
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Adhere to Schweinheitsgebot. Don't put anything in your beer that a pig wouldn't eat. |
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David Geary Email to a Friend |
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Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population. |
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David Letterman Email to a Friend |
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