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	Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
	Bill Vaughan Email to a Friend

	Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs painting.
	Billy Rose Email to a Friend

	A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
	Bob Hope Email to a Friend

	Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
	Brendan Gill Email to a Friend

	Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
	Carl Gustav Jung Email to a Friend

	I just thought of something funny...your mother.
	Cheech Marin Email to a Friend

	My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton.
	Chic Murray Email to a Friend

	The only acting you ever see at the Oscars is when people act like they're not mad they lost. Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide, she should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I was like, 'If you'd done that in the movie, you'd have won an Oscar, girl!
	Chris Rock Email to a Friend

	Our next presenter is the first woman to ever breast-feed an Apple - Gwyneth Paltrow.
	Chris Rock Email to a Friend

	We were so poor my daddy unplugged the clocks when we went to bed.
	Chris Rock Email to a Friend

	My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
	Christopher Morley Email to a Friend

	Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river.
	Cordel Hull Email to a Friend

	I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. ~Rodney
	Dangerfield Email to a Friend

	Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
	Danny Devito Email to a Friend

	You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
	Dave Barry Email to a Friend

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