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The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm was when the judge signed the divorce papers.
Woody Allen      Email to a Friend
 
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker
Woody Allen      Email to a Friend
 
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife
Tony Curtis      Email to a Friend
 
There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that.
Steve Martin      Email to a Friend
 
t was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan      Email to a Friend
 
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates      Email to a Friend
 
My computer dating bureau came up with a perfect gentleman. Still, I've got another three goes
Sally Poplin      Email to a Friend
 
My fiancee and I are having a little disagreement. What I want is a big church wedding with bridesmaids and flowers and a no expense spared reception; and what he wants is to break off our engagement
Sally Poplin      Email to a Friend
 
When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her
Sacha Guitry      Email to a Friend
 
We sleep in separate rooms, we have dinner apart, we take separate vacations. We're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams      Email to a Friend
 
If we take matrimony at it's lowest, we regard it as a sort of friendship recognised by the police
Robert Louis Stevenson      Email to a Friend
 
Wives are people who think it's against the law not to answer the phone when it rings
Rita Rudner      Email to a Friend
 
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