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Stupidity Quotes - Quotes about Stupidity
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"The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers."
Ted Williams Email to a Friend
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
Mark Twain Email to a Friend
"When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he will always declare that it is his duty."
George Bernard Shaw Email to a Friend
"Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects."
Will Rogers Email to a Friend
"A wise man makes his own decisions, an ignorant man follows the public opinion."
Chinese Proverb Email to a Friend
"Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber."
Plato Email to a Friend
"I have many regrets, and I'm sure everyone does. The stupid things you do, you regret...if you have any sense....And if you don't regret them, maybe you're stupid."
Katherine Hepburn Email to a Friend
"I'd rather be rich than stupid."
Jack Handey Email to a Friend
"The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, 'Hey, I'm Vine Man.'"
Jack Handey Email to a Friend
"He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on."
Benjamin Franklin Email to a Friend
"It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
Ralph Waldo Emerson Email to a Friend
"You may be sure that the Americans will commit all the stupidities they can think of, plus some that are beyond imagination."
Charles De Gaulle Email to a Friend
"A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice."
Bill Cosby Email to a Friend
"It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change."
Confucius Email to a Friend
"He that knows himself, knows others; and he that is ignorant of himself, could not write a very profound lecture on other men's heads."
Charles Caleb Colton Email to a Friend
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