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What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap.
James Agate      Email to a Friend
 
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin.
Honore de Balzac      Email to a Friend
 
I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls
Groucho Marx      Email to a Friend
 
I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over.
George Burns      Email to a Friend
 
There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed.
George Burns      Email to a Friend
 
I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.
Frank Carson      Email to a Friend
 
My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself
Emo Philips      Email to a Friend
 
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Emo Philips      Email to a Friend
 
My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.
Emo Philips      Email to a Friend
 
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'.
Emo Philips      Email to a Friend
 
I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though.
Elton John      Email to a Friend
 
An intellectual is someone who has found something more interesting than sex
Edgar Wallace      Email to a Friend
 
I am always looking for meaningful one night stands
Dudley Moore      Email to a Friend
 
Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease
David Cronenberg      Email to a Friend
 
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less
Brendan Francis      Email to a Friend
 
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