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If it wasn't for pick-pockets and frisking at airports I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
A terrible thing happened to me last night again - Nothing.
Phyllis Diller      Email to a Friend
 
Sex at the age of eighty-four is a wonderful experience. Especially the one in the winter
Milton Berle      Email to a Friend
 
A nymphomaniac is a women as obsessed with sex as the average man.
Mignon McLaughlin      Email to a Friend
 
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities
Matt Groening      Email to a Friend
 
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Marylyn Munroe      Email to a Friend
 
When I'm good I'm very, very good but when I'm bad I'm better.
Mae West      Email to a Friend
 
My wife is a sex object. Evertime I ask for sex, she objects
Les Dawson      Email to a Friend
 
What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home.
Ken Hammond      Email to a Friend
 
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off
Joan Rivers      Email to a Friend
 
Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer.\"
Joan Rivers      Email to a Friend
 
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.
Joan Rivers      Email to a Friend
 
My best birth control now is to leave the lights on.
Joan Rivers      Email to a Friend
 
It's so long since I've had sex, I've forgotten who ties up whom.
Joan Rivers      Email to a Friend
 
She said he proposed something on their wedding night that even her own brother wouldn't have suggested.
James Thurber      Email to a Friend
 
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