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Humor Quotes - Quotes about Humor Page:
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"Once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: "No good in a bed, but fine up against a wall."
Eleanor Roosevelt Email to a Friend
"A good laugh is sunshine in a house."
William Makepeace Thackeray Email to a Friend
"A great step toward independence is a good humored stomach."
Lucius Annaeus Seneca Email to a Friend
"We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can."
Will Rogers Email to a Friend
"With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke."
Will Rogers Email to a Friend
"He who laughs, lasts."
Mary Pettibone Poole Email to a Friend
"Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us."
Orison Swett Marden Email to a Friend
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
Jack Handey Email to a Friend
"Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags?"
Jack Handey Email to a Friend
"If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast."
Jack Handey Email to a Friend
"Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny."
Jack Handey Email to a Friend
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
Jack Handey Email to a Friend
"Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins."
Henry Ward Beecher Email to a Friend
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Will Rogers Email to a Friend
"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit."
Aristotle Email to a Friend
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