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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick.
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The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a Cat.
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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
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*The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of ndependence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words. -From an article on the growth of federal regulations in the Oct. 24th issue of
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Reagan won because he ran against Jimmy Carter. Had he run unopposed he would have lost.
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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
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If it were not for Thomas Edison, we would all be watching television in the dark
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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.\"
