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My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
My mother never breast fed me.She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that for ? He said…because you came home earliy
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
And we were poor too. Why if I wasn't born a boy.... I'd have nothing to play with.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
If it weren't for pick-pocketers I'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield      Email to a Friend
 
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain
Robert Frost      Email to a Friend
 
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
Robert Frost      Email to a Friend
 
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner      Email to a Friend
 
The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals.
Rimmer - Red Dwarf      Email to a Friend
 
What is a committee? A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to do the unnecessary.
Richard Harkness      Email to a Friend
 
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.
Ray Bradbury      Email to a Friend
 
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