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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.
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My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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David Beckham won't go to Newcastle after what the Toon Army did in Asia.
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I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
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I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
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When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
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I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get.
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My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
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I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
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When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father .... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could..but he pulled through
