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Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
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Who was the first person to say, \"See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt\"?
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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out\"?
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Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
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If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived)
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Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
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Are marbles made of marble?
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Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time?
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Cute as a button Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute?
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Can it be cloudy and foggy at the same time?
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Can a fire truck park in the fire lane?
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If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?
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Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
