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It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.

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Youth is a malady of which one becomes cured a little every day.

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A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me

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Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry someone that you cannot live without.

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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

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Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

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Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence.

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Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ....

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things.

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Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave

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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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On a tombstone: \"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK

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