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Time is God's way to keep everything from happening at once.

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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed at my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.

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Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe

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ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

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I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

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Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.

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All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men.

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I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.

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To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.

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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...’

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The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for you.

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Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

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My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.

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