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People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it. |
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Joey Adams Email to a Friend |
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Of course, it's very easy to be witty tomorrow, after you get a chance to do some research and rehearse your ad libs. |
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Joey Adams Email to a Friend |
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. |
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Joey Adams Email to a Friend |
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If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. |
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Joey Adams Email to a Friend |
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If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. |
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Joey Adams Email to a Friend |
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In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. |
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Joey Adams Email to a Friend |
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'' |
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Joan Rivers Email to a Friend |
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If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor. |
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Joan Rivers Email to a Friend |
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I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. |
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Joan Rivers Email to a Friend |
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. |
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Joan Rivers Email to a Friend |
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. |
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Jim Backus Email to a Friend |
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday always just exactly fits the newspaper. |
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Jerry Seinfeld Email to a Friend |
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? |
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Jean Cocturan Email to a Friend |
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time? |
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Janeane Garofalo Email to a Friend |
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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. |
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Jane Wagner Email to a Friend |
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