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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
Les Dawson Email to a Friend
I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps
Les Dawson Email to a Friend
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
Les Dawson Email to a Friend
Tommorrow it's the mother-in-law's funeral...and she's cancelled it.
Les Dawson Email to a Friend
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang forever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought...I must put a roof on this lavatory.
Les Dawson Email to a Friend
He who knows that enough is enough will always have enough.
Lao Tsu Email to a Friend
Time's fun when you're having flies.
Kermit the Frog Email to a Friend
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
Ken Dodd Email to a Friend
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead
Johnny Carson Email to a Friend
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
Johnny Carson Email to a Friend
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
Johnny Carson Email to a Friend
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
Johnny Carson Email to a Friend
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
John Lehman Email to a Friend
It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others.
John Andrew Holmes Email to a Friend
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
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