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If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else!

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When you come to a fork in the road, take it

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I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.

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The future ain't what it used to be.

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When you come to a fork in the road ... Take it.

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I usually take a two hour nap from one to four.

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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

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In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.

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Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical

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Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

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What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.

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